Put the ‘ha’ in Halloween: 150 corny, family-friendly jokes

As the leaves begin to change and a crisp autumn chill courses through the air, it’s time to break out the spooky decorations and prepare your costumes. Make sure you’ve got both tricks and treats – after all, what’s Halloween without a few laughs?
Whether you want to include a witty caption for your Instagram photo or keep a few jokes up your sleeve for trick-or-treaters, we’ve got plenty of spooky side ticklers to choose from. Here’s an extensive list of the funniest puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes for October that’ll help you put the “ha” in Halloween.
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